Catergory 0 Posting: Unicorn Love.
So this isn’t a true Category 0 Posting since being Missed Connectioned is flattering, even if it was in jest. The only thing that would make it better would be to have been wearing a unicorn costume at the time the connection was missed, which happened to be the case. Despite the flattery, there are a few things I dislike that are brought to the front of my mind given the situation.
1) Technology’s penchant to appease my need for instant gratification : I replied to the missed connection for two reasons. First off, I was geniunely interested in knowing if it was someone I know who is shy, someone who doesn’t know me at all, or a joke. And secondly, I feel like a craigslist post about me from an anonymous person requires me to respond. It is a social obligation. Because I chose to respond to this post I am playing The Waiting Game, which living in the simpler 1990’s wouldn’t have been so bad. But now that I can text someone and get a response back in (hopefully) a couple minutes email has become the new snail mail, and snail mail is a novelty to be exchanged between two close friends as a means of sharing amazing things that are not too heavy to affordably ship. I usually wouldn’t notice how slow email feels but big things are poppin’ on Craigslist.
2) People who don’t follow Missed Connections etiquette: Normally when posting, the poster will include a section that has to do with them (what they were wearing, initials, a brief description of an interaction, the list goes on) to give the posted about individual some sort of clue as to who they might be. Otherwise the post seems likely to be a joke. Not posting a clue gives me nothing to search my memory for, leaving me to play…
3) The Waiting Game: Waiting for busses sucks. Waiting for one of my 8 housemates to get out of the shower sucks. Waiting to order because your friend is late to lunch sucks. Waiting sucks, plain and simple. It makes me wish I were somewhere else doing something else. More that anything it makes me doubt the sincerity of said Missed Connection. The worst thing about waiting is that the other undesireable factors become more prominent and add to the agony of waiting inducing a downward spiral towards anxiety.
Despite this being classified as a Category 0 Posting I would like to thank the person who posted about me. This mystery added some excitement to an otherwise slow moving day at the library. I hope to find out who you are soon.